Dumb Ways to Die - Tangerine Kitty
前奏：以下彈法前奏x2
（開始也用該彈法伴奏）
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
 
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die
     F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die 
      F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
 
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
 
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die
     F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die 
      F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
 
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die
     F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die 
      F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
 
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die
     F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
C      G     Am
Dumb ways to die 
      F        G       C
So many dumb ways to die
 
 
Am       G     C         Em     F     G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Am          G    C       Em       F    
Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
  G                   Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em                            Am 
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                             Am  
Run across the tracks between the platforms 
        F                   G   
They may not rhyme but they quite possibly 
 
     C       G    Am
The dumbest ways to die
     C       G    Am
The dumbest ways to die
     C       G    Am
Dumbest ways to die
     F     G
So many dumb
     F        G        C
So many dumb ways to die